Illustration of a woman wearing a headset and a man holding a football, with the title 'The Pretend Pros'. The woman's name is Beth Painter and the man's name is Jenny Hoffman. The background features a microphone and a shield design, with the tagline 'Certified Fans. Uncertified Experts.'

Podcast Episodes

  • Episode 15: Set It & Forget It with Gracie Cagle
    • 6/22/26

    Episode 15: Set It & Forget It with Gracie Cagle

    Get ready to dive into the world of college volleyball with Gracie Cagle, the Texas-turned-University of Montana setter whose story is as inspiring as it is athletic. From high school standout to Big Sky star and potential pro overseas, she’s got the tips, tales, and terrific stats to share.

  • Episode 14: Cycling Adventures with Eric Stein
    • 6/16/26

    Episode 14: Cycling Adventures with Eric Stein

    Jenny may be on the injured reserve list this week, hence her celebrity sunglasses, but her and Beth still have a great episode for you. Join them as they sit down with Eric Stein, Indiana University alumni and cycling enthusiast, to talk about his adventures on a bike.

  • Episode 13: NFL Trades, NBA & NHL Playoffs & More Sport Stories
    • 6/9/26

    Episode 13: NFL Trades, NBA & NHL Playoffs & More Sport Stories

    Hold onto your jerseys because this episode is a wild ride through NFL trades, NBA finals banter, and epic ultra marathons — plus a dash of Serena’s comeback and some hilarious stadium hat switching. It’s sports talk served with a healthy dose of stories as told by fans and a sprinkle of actual stats.

  • Episode 12: Running the Distance with Emily Mars Raymond
    • 6/2/26

    Episode 12: Running the Distance with Emily Mars Raymond

    Forget everything you think you know about running. Emily Mars Raymond, a former Ohio State cross-country star and nine-time Boston Marathon veteran, spills the secret sauce to running a 100-mile race. Spoiler alert, it involves Pringles and the art of lying to yourself to keep going.

    Get ready to be motivated, entertained, and maybe convinced to lace up your shoes. Hit play and discover why this episode might just make you want to run a little...verrrrry slowly, perhaps, but run nonetheless.

  • Episode 11: Sports Stories of the Week with Doug Morris
    • 5/26/26

    Episode 11: Sports Stories of the Week with Doug Morris

    Welcome to the latest episode of The Pretend Pros where chaos, comedy, and cluelessness collide. In this tongue-in-cheek episode, Beth and Jenny throw sports knowledge out the window and rely on their guest Doug Morris (aka, self-proclaimed executive producer) to hold the line. Spoiler: That line is pretty much nonexistent.

  • Episode 10: In the Penalty Box with David Danielewicz
    • 5/19/26

    Episode 10: In the Penalty Box with David Danielewicz

    Ever wondered what it’s really like to score a goal, break a stick, or survive a fight on ice? Prepare to become the MVP of hockey trivia after this episode. Jenny and Beth bring in the ultimate insider, hockey coach and player David Danielewicz, who’s been mastering the game since the age of four in Buffalo and still plays for the Carolina Hurricanes Warriors. He shares hilarious stories from growing up playing the game and debates whether or not Jenny could score a goal on the ice.

  • Episode 9: Random Sport Talk
    • 5/12/26

    Episode 9: Random Sport Talk

    This episode dives into the chaos and comedy that is Jenny and Beth. It includes stories from the NBA Playoffs, WNBA season openers, and even a preview of our special hockey guest that will be joining us in a future episode.

    No expertise needed, just come for the laughs, stay for the surprises, and maybe get a new appreciation for sports you never knew existed.

  • Episode 8: The "Pretend" Combine
    • 5/5/26

    Episode 8: The "Pretend" Combine

    When Jenny gets a wild idea in her head, you never know where it will lead. Case in point, a casual conversation about the NFL Combine and the 40-yard dash leads to The Pretend Pros hosting their very own "Pretend" Combine.

    Can Jenny run the 40-yard dash faster than Tom Brady or catch passes better than Travis Kelce? You'll find out in this week's episode. Spoiler alert: She's not planning to quit her day job...yet.

  • Episode 7: Draft Day
    • 4/28/26

    Episode 7: Draft Day

    Join Beth and Jenny as they cover a range of topics including the WNBA draft, NFL draft, and NFL Combine player stories. Jenny even makes a bold (crazy) prediction that she will run the 40-yd dash. Stay tuned!

  • Episode 6: Tournament Recaps
    • 4/21/26

    Episode 6: Tournament Recaps

    Beth and Jenny cover a detailed recap of March Madness and the Masters, providing insights into the tournament outcomes and player performances. They also dive into the impact of the transfer portal and NIL on college sports, highlighting the challenges and opportunities presented by these developments.

  • Episode 5: Kicking It with Mollie Whitacre
    • 4/14/26

    Episode 5: Kicking It with Mollie Whitacre

    Ready to go from clueless to soccer connoisseur faster than a striker on a breakaway? Buckle up as we chat with Mollie Whitacre -- soccer state champion, Division I player, and The Pretend Pros first guest -- about the game’s ins and outs. Whether you're planning to watch the World Cup this year or just impress your friends with your offsides knowledge, this episode is packed with fun facts, strategic insights, and a whole lot of “a-ha” moments.

  • Episode 4: Birdies & Bogeys - A Masters Chat
    • 4/6/26

    Episode 4: Birdies & Bogeys - A Masters Chat

    The Masters Tournament is almost here and The Pretend Pros have THOUGHTS. Join Jenny and Beth as they dive into the world of golf with humor and heart. From Jenny's childhood golf adventures in her grandma's backyard to Beth’s wild story of how a corporate bracket contest nearly scored her tickets to the big tournament (hint, it involves Duke and UCONN), this episode is packed with laughs and insights.

    And who knows, Beth might start watching golf after this episode—or not.

  • Episode 3: Women Can Ball
    • 3/31/26

    Episode 3: Women Can Ball

    Most NCAA fans are fixated on the men's bracket, but we can't forget about the magic happening on the women’s side. In this episode, Jenny and Beth dive into the incredible stories shaping women’s college basketball and the WNBA.

  • Episode 2: Busted Brackets
    • 3/24/26

    Episode 2: Busted Brackets

    Dive into the madness of March with Beth and Jenny as they unravel the hilarious, bizarre, and jaw-dropping tales behind the NCAA brackets. Think you know this tournament inside out? Prepare to be surprised as our hosts share amusing (and slightly embarrassing) truths about their picks, from shattered brackets to mythical mascot mishaps, all while delivering a dose of chaos and comedy.

  • Episode 1: We're Going Dancing
    • 3/17/26

    Episode 1: We're Going Dancing

    We're going dancing -- and we don't mean salsa! This week we're talking about buzzer beaters, 3-point shots and the underdogs. That's right, it's March Madness time! Join us as we draft our Underdog Teams in this year's Men's NCAA College Basketball Tournament. We share our personal experiences with college basketball, our favorite teams and the excitement surrounding the tournament.

  • Introduction
    • 3/16/26

    Introduction

    Two friends. All the Sports. No guarantee that we’ll get it right all of the time, but we’ll have fun trying.